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{"slip": { "id": 115, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't have the courage to be their true self."}}
{"fact":"Not every cat gets \\high\\\" from catnip. Whether or not a cat responds to it depends upon a recessive gene: no gene\"","length":115}
{"slip": { "id": 23, "advice": "Your smile could make someone's day, don't forget to wear it."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 123, "advice": "Winter is coming."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}
{"slip": { "id": 53, "advice": "Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative."}}
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