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{"type":"standard","title":"Paranomus abrotanifolius","displaytitle":"Paranomus abrotanifolius","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q15586502","titles":{"canonical":"Paranomus_abrotanifolius","normalized":"Paranomus abrotanifolius","display":"Paranomus abrotanifolius"},"pageid":56253192,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4a/Paranomus_abrotanifolius_Potberg_01.jpg/320px-Paranomus_abrotanifolius_Potberg_01.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4a/Paranomus_abrotanifolius_Potberg_01.jpg","width":4896,"height":3672},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1235801613","tid":"a98d6dd8-473c-11ef-9a0c-5633baaa86ba","timestamp":"2024-07-21T08:38:54Z","description":"Species of plant from the Western Cape province of South Africa","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paranomus_abrotanifolius","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paranomus_abrotanifolius?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paranomus_abrotanifolius?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Paranomus_abrotanifolius"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paranomus_abrotanifolius","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Paranomus_abrotanifolius","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paranomus_abrotanifolius?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Paranomus_abrotanifolius"}},"extract":"Paranomus abrotanifolius, commonly known as the Bredasdorp sceptre, is a richly branching shrub to 90Â cm (35Â in) high, with bisexual flowers that can be found from May to December, that is assigned to the protea family. It does not survive the periodic wild fires that occur in the fynbos, where it occurs. It is pollinated by insects. The fruits are ripe and release the seeds about two months after flowering, and the seeds are collected by ants, which take them to their underground nests to feed on their elaiosomes, a behaviour known as myrmecochory. This ensures that the seeds do not burn, so new plants can grow from them. It is a rare endemic species that is only known from ten locations near the southern coast of the Western Cape province of South Africa. It grows on weathered sandstone on the Potberg in De Hoop Nature Reserve and the Elim Flats.","extract_html":"
Paranomus abrotanifolius, commonly known as the Bredasdorp sceptre, is a richly branching shrub to 90Â cm (35Â in) high, with bisexual flowers that can be found from May to December, that is assigned to the protea family. It does not survive the periodic wild fires that occur in the fynbos, where it occurs. It is pollinated by insects. The fruits are ripe and release the seeds about two months after flowering, and the seeds are collected by ants, which take them to their underground nests to feed on their elaiosomes, a behaviour known as myrmecochory. This ensures that the seeds do not burn, so new plants can grow from them. It is a rare endemic species that is only known from ten locations near the southern coast of the Western Cape province of South Africa. It grows on weathered sandstone on the Potberg in De Hoop Nature Reserve and the Elim Flats.
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{"fact":"Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.","length":62}
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