{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Mieczysław Wachowski","displaytitle":"Mieczysław Wachowski","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q6843628","titles":{"canonical":"Mieczysław_Wachowski","normalized":"Mieczysław Wachowski","display":"Mieczysław Wachowski"},"pageid":7631293,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/65/Mieczys%C5%82aw_Wachowski.JPG/320px-Mieczys%C5%82aw_Wachowski.JPG","width":320,"height":346},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/65/Mieczys%C5%82aw_Wachowski.JPG","width":804,"height":870},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1181245069","tid":"d9de9898-7050-11ee-b438-876a62a9ce4e","timestamp":"2023-10-21T20:31:45Z","description":"Polish politician","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mieczys%C5%82aw_Wachowski","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mieczys%C5%82aw_Wachowski?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mieczys%C5%82aw_Wachowski?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Mieczys%C5%82aw_Wachowski"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mieczys%C5%82aw_Wachowski","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Mieczys%C5%82aw_Wachowski","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mieczys%C5%82aw_Wachowski?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Mieczys%C5%82aw_Wachowski"}},"extract":"Mieczysław Wachowski is a Polish politician. He was a minister of state, and close friend and aide of Lech Wałęsa. Before he became a minister of state, he had been a taxi driver, who voluntarily wanted to drive Wałęsa. He was rumored to be a Secret Police (SB) officer (1980).","extract_html":"
Mieczysław Wachowski is a Polish politician. He was a minister of state, and close friend and aide of Lech Wałęsa. Before he became a minister of state, he had been a taxi driver, who voluntarily wanted to drive Wałęsa. He was rumored to be a Secret Police (SB) officer (1980).
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USS Jerome County (LST-848) was an LST-542-class tank landing ship built for the United States Navy during World War II. Named after Jerome County, Idaho, she was the only U.S. Naval vessel to bear the name.
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